i met him on craigslist. and no i'm not a hooker.
Ever got a vibrator stuck in ur hair? Is worse that getting ur hairbrush stuck.
...well that sucks.
She is ok w me having sex for money. Just gotta find rich grandmas.
About to be a 4Loko vomit fountain in 45 seconds, what color will it be? Animated birds will fly out of me.
My ideal friend would be my dog as a drug dealer
i've written a new chapter in the saga of unexpected dongs
She deserves a chance to suck my penis. This is America. Its her God given right.
As long as you keep bringing fries home, i'll keep being naked when you get home
He told me I smelled like peanut butter, pepperoni, and pure unbrieldled passion.
And then before we had sex he was quoting space jam to me
That is priceless. You walk into her house, fuck her husband and demand Chinese food. Your an inspiration to us all.
I swear it’s like he’s filling my soul via my vagina
She is either doing really drawn out crunches or trying to sniff her boobs...She's lying on her back with her hand behind her head, forcing her head into the cleavage that's ok to expose and then moves her head back and then does it again.
I’m really regretting these suede pants.
he's single and there are thong briefs.
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