go do what you do best...puke behind churches
Well i threw up in my mouth a few times. But i successfully swallowed it. Still going strong.
how is it that boston is so bitchin and the rest of massachusetts sucks so much?
how is it that you still think "bitchin" is an acceptable term anymore?
So apparently when I roll on X I find 'dick ina box' not only hilarious but also sexually arousing.
oh great. kentucky is ranked #1 in the country for child abuse. go us.
just masturbated through my pocket at the library. hope you're enjoying your saturday night out.
Dude they have ski ball. Anywhere that has skiball is bound to be bangin.
she's a gynecology student. i don't know if my dick's ready for that kind of pressure.
Apparently I have a urinal in my bedroom
Reunion weekend was a success. Had 3 ex's inside my vag. Hat trick!
Fighting the urge to throw up all over my little brothers jr high basketball bench. Welcome home aaron
I didn't think I was even that high but when we were standing in the cop car's headlights I totally forgot how to use my arms
definitely good. no good can come from sex in a very full public venue.
My throat is burning
Thats because you proceeded to drink the salsa because you thought it was alcohol...dumbass
shit i just threw up on a freshman
i don't know if i should laugh or feel bad..
nevermind it was a sophmore, laugh.
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