you kept searching pizza on facebook and becoming a fan of each page dedicated to it
they described our state of being as looking similar to a crime scene....you were on the ground and i was running around screaming.
21st Birthday Idea: liquor store gift registry. Give me a promotion.
You tried to call "time out" during the sobriety test.
i licked icing off his dick. in front of his sister.
Things I have that belong to you: shorts, headband, bra, purse, chinese food, vodka, and blood on my jeans. Happy homecoming.
well I have to shit but I'm too hungover to push, and I snorted advil so I wouldn't have to swallow it and throw up.. hungover is an understatement.
So I was trying to finish off that sick uv whipped and I chased it with yogurt. Not a good idea
If my emotions are below a 3 or above a 7, I'm crying
Hes back in his dorm room dancing naked with 3D glasses on.
and he said that acid doesnt really do anything to him...
and that's when you shouted "ahh motherland" as you streaked down hall 4B
..needless to say, i got fired. But I'm in the parking lot tanning on top of your car... so its not all bad.
Idk but when you think about it the last time I did bottomless mimosas I ended up getting my nipples pierced so it might be fair
I think the heterosexuals across the hall are negotiating about breeding. How do I figure out which one is against it and back them up?
I thought it was your cat but I was wrong your Roomba is possessed by a pissed-off evil spirit.
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