It's just like the Real World with babies
I just ordered a 3 square foot pizza. This is how to beat an eating disorder.
do guys with small dicks even attempt to pursue romantic relationships?
im never drinking wine from a person in a wet suit and goggles ever again.
I don't like finding out that my fuck buddy is a good person.
You haven't had the true md experience until you've had your crotch grabbed by a drunk stripper with a snaggle tooth in front of your coworkers.
Some guy in lab is humming along to a Sara Barrilles song. Or maybe I'm just hearing the song echoing in his huge, gaping vagina.
We had a deepthroating contest with breadsticks at Olive Garden
I wanna send them a card but I don't think hallmark makes a "sorry your fiance and another girl blew me at the same time in a frat house but congrats!" card
Or maybe I'll just keep introducing myself like, hello, they call me iane because I need the D. Applications are submitted online, women need not apply.
im glad to be known as "the girl you had sex with on a golf course"
Okay first of all fuck you and everything you stand for because Taco Bell is amazing.
So if my boyfriend and I hooked up with the same girl it’s not like I cheated. It’s communal.
I'm drinking because I just started here and every single person I work with wants to quit and when I asked a coworker how she's doing she literally just started crying.
I showed up drunk and covered in glitter, smelling like stale booze and dirty stripper and my younger brother gave thanks his life wasn’t a shitshow like mine
That’s how my thanksgiving went
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