I attract so much trash. The guy that is engaged and kissed me is here so is his fiancé. I feel likeshw knows and will cut me in the bathroom might happen. If I'm not at the pool tomorrow she has blonde hair and is really flat.
I told my ex i loved him and then he sent me a picture of this girl laying on his bed.
can you please tell me why I'm bleeding so heavily from my ass and all my makeup is gone?
we used the bottom of a tampon for coke since no one had a 20 on them. My life has resisted to this.
I can't leave. She doesn't trust me and my penis being out in the world without supervision.
She just looked at him and said "I'm gonna fuck that" and it totally worked.
Just bought a breathalyzer and Sharpies, guess who thought of a new drinking game
we're like Indians of the 21st century. trading not for food and survival but personal gain and by trouble you mean getting daytime drunk and going to the roller ring then yes.
My family will be here in an hour and I'm deciding between doing my makeup or saying fuck it and wearing what's left of last night's...
Is it possible to sluttify a hobbit costume? Cause if so, this will be my biggest accomplishment.
I bought more beer than I could carry and managed to fit it all in the fridge. It's an alcoholicmas miracle.
My ex's new gf is pregnant and he is sterile, so 2016 is starting off well.
What kind of friend would I be if I didn't make you hate things you once loved?
What does "mood AF" mean?
Mood as fuck.
Why did you comment that on a video of a gorilla throwing its own shit?
I'm not saying it wasn't great. I'm just saying sleeping with a gassy, depressed,45 year old mother was a different experience. Would do it again though.
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