Dude, I'm in her bathroom and there's crab shampoo... is it worth the risk?
You're missing what this discovery implies... she's got a fucking bush.
I wish there were wingman of the year awards.
was i over the top when i said that i wished they made v-neck pants to her?
Ive never seen someone more dtf than a soaking wet drunk girl who stumbles into your backyard.
the last three girls i tried to get with all believed in abstinence... i think gods trying to keep me from being a father
i think girls just don't want to fuck you
Well he paid for dinner, so I paid for the Plan B, but the parking ticket I got is totally his responsibility.
I've never had a woman show me her venereal disease results in a bar before.
What I wanna know is who took a picture eiffel towering her?
she told me to hold the wheel while she hung out the sunroof and cursed the old lady behind us out.
We are not turning the camelbak into a beer bong
This makes me miss penis. Not in a horny way... but in a sad, sentimental way.
I figured out why her friends always say g is for god when she leaves with someone. She wears a double g cup bra
Like, he's a nice guy. But he's better at fingering than he is at speaking.
Well then sir I'll probably see you tomorrow after my class and at 3 with your clothes off. Sounds like a solid way to start the weekend to me
bro your seconds weren't very sloppy last night, is everything ok?
GOD DAMMIT TARYN WHY DO WE ALWAYS HAVE TO ROB PLACES IN OUR FUTURE PLANS?!
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