Don't you think facebook is a bit pretentious, suggesting friends and all? No facebook, I would NOT like to be friends with a girl whose fiancee I have slept with.
Not me. I think "beastiality" sounds pretty classy.
so my class lasted 15 minutes this morning because this kid puked all over himself..only at radford
Fist pumping is hard when country music is playing FYI but I am committed
maybe you should start leaving anonymous bottles of booze on his doorstep with love notes attatched. that always gets me.
Bruises. Everywhere. Table sex is dangerous
Now he's lighting his socks on fire
It was literally like being eaten out by a dog. That bad.
I'm pretty sure we organized our beer pong teams according to who's been circumsized...
How many beers are too many "cause it's Archer Thursday" beers?
so far, I've observed him try to hit on 3 girls, 1 guy and a bar stool. Humanity is amazing from a sober point of view.
Well my normal tinder strategy of "Will I have sex with her when I'm sober" has been paying off
Help. I am eating nachos. But I'm with some guy. I need help. I don't know where I am. The nachos were so good. I'll bring them but help me.
Why do I always have at least 8 men with whom I am conducting some sort of poorly planned love experiment?
i black out too much to be "responsible"
Randomize
