In regards to your tweet: as its been said on all of those posters on ffffound: keep calm and carry on
6:33 AM: I'm drunk at this time of morning.
Its not like he dircectly choose a cheeseburger over sex, it was more like I said seductively "I really appreciate this and I'm going to make it up to you anyway I can" and he replied "i want a bacon cheeseburger"
i guess he just knew i was going to sleep with him either way
My grandmother just explained bulimia to me as a diet
I mean we've tried to get high on nutmeg, we clearly dont know the definition of "too far"
So not only did team sweden fail to particpate in any drinking game but i also found puke in my viking helmet this morning.
is he the 3rd person to bang everyone in our group?
FYI I'm about to upload a vid of you to facebook of you screaming "SNACK ATTACK" and throwing cheetos at everyone playing pong...
It wasn't the stripper that gave you the hickey but I just figured out who did
pretty sure that drunk girl we saw climbing the stairs is now DJing this club....
She just kept introducing me to people by telling them which of their friends I've fucked
Im gunna just be that one ballerina in the low V leopard thong leotard and everyone else can be boring and prude with their little pink tights on.
Winning pick four numbers were just 6969... if I were 18 I could've won 20,000 dollars.
I need five more minutes of sobbing.. AND THEN I will get back to studying
Your next boyfriend should be from MENSA...you're so smart, it's intimidating as fuck. My penis retracted in fear.
Randomize
