your profile still reads that you like women...interesting? I think there is some photography and video that will show otherwise
That level of neurosis does not find love outside of Grey's Anatomy.
Yeah, but thats the third time she's peed on me.
someone shit in a solo cup and left it at the base of the stairs. fuck orlando dude.
using my metrocard to split lines. it says optimism on the back. i am optimistic that you will appear at my door and help me finish all these drugs.
for a minute I thought I needed to put on pants to go get a burrito, but then I remembered I'm in college
she kept calling me pablo. i just went with it.
My goal for break? Fuck all my exes in reverse order.
I threw up for like 20 hours. Im gonna be the DD for the next 5 years.
I'm sorry but you're choosing a girl that faked a pregnancy when you wouldn't return her calls over a more attractive sane girl who you begged for a chance with last week? God you're a loser.
I just saw a stripper light her nipples on fire. Im terrified and impressed all at the same time
I gave him morning sex, a bag of cookies, and dropped him off at work. I believe I deserve the "best hookup award."
I was so high. I had so much hair. It was like all my hair follicles exploded.
that is either the most profound and meaningful thing i've ever heard, or someone got high before noon again.
He asked me to fly out to Seattle to participate in a week of marathon sex so I'm at the airport now. I'll call you when I get back.
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