Bc you can definitely buy condoms if ur a 14 year old girl
He smothers me through text. I can't even image what he'd be like in person.
he then started listing things that have been up his butt, never drinking in boys town again
even your uterus rejects him.
apparently my uterus is the smartest part of my body.
His dick was as big as my arm. Giving him a handjob was like giving someone an Indian sunburn.
Then she opened the door and pitched the dead squirrel out, yelling "TELL THE OTHERS WHAT YOU SAW"
She's locked herself in the bathroom with a tub of icecream and she's watching my little pony on her phone. We know it cause she sings with them.
Because at some point last night we decided that shotgunning beers from a paint stick was a good idea
it wasnt a pity fuck per say. i wasnt attracted to her, but still thought 'that looks like a fun ride'
I don't remember much but I think I'm wearing your underwear, and for that, I am extremely grateful.
When you wake up, just ignore the mess in the bathroom. I'll take her home when I'm off work.
I need you to go into my room and get some pants then bring them and four band aids to Sam's apartment no questions
She was chasing her shots with beefaroni and I think I fell in love.
I think I'm taking after my dog, I just want to hump everything
I would let him fuck me right here in this laundromat. Praise Satan.
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