My stomach is making the worst sounds, probably because there is nothing but semen in it.
Ed hardy stationary at walmart. I'm betting snookie wishes she knew how to write
how the hell did u puke all over the magazines... do u still want me to keep them
Weddings at vineyards should never be allowed to happen. I'm pretty sure I drank every bottle they produced in 2008.
just saw 2 fat kids fight for the last slice of pizza. Litteraly fight. God Bless America
we need to drink more beer. the fridge wont close.
You walked in on me taking a shit and told me to hit the bong
Can you pick me up a bottle of make-an-ass-of-myself tonight?
Do you want cuervo gold or silver?
I Can't even believe I threw all my pizza rolls at her, I mean not only did i ruin a good meal but now I dont have anymore
We fucked on shrooms. It's like his dick was a beam of light and when I came I turned into a prism and my orgasms were made of rainbows.
Not sure. He doesn't know where New York is on a map but he gives an incredible spanking.
Who cares about New York?
saying, "have a good fall!" After fucking a virgin boy is good etiquette, right?
Is it day drinking when the suns up like when does that start
asking for a friend
Listen, i know this is weird for you, but as your fuck buddy, id prefer if you didnt fuck her.
Youre asking too much from me
Remember that gum I swallowed 3 days ago? I just threw it up.... whole.
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