ohhhh fuckk. chicks a dude.
This isn't the rejection hotline, is it?
Nailed a drunk college girl before the CU game Saturday, and a drunk married woman after the Broncos game Sunday.
Some perfection is debatable.
Who spends 33 dollars at Taco Bell and lives???
Find out what day classes start and I will come down to Richmond that weekend. Any broad who claims to be 18-21 will be promptly ID'd. My job has trained me to spot a fake from a mile away, and I don't need a statutory rape charge.
I went out as a member of the house of Gryfindor and came home as Snooki
Shame tastes like burnetts and latex
you cant ever make fun of my bong's stick on moustache again. its the reason the cop let me keep it and my weed.
I feel like ass. I'm missing 12 hours of my life and all I have to show for it is an empty wendys bag. Those Shrooms were too much... When do we do it again?
Tried to figure out where I was without opening my eyes this morning for like twenty minutes. Not even close. Not even the right state.
My puffy vagina and I are on the way to the doctor to see what your mutant penis did to us THANKS A LOT
I would give a kidney to fuck him and he knows it. That bastard.
Apparently his version of saying "I'm Sorry" is streaking around our apartment building then asking for a blow job.....
I opened the bathroom door and the starting point gaurd was eating out my art history professor
Ccatlin cimbing thru th sunroof plz come
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