I wouldn't necessarily call it an addiction, more of a passion. I'm habitually passionate.
I want to drop kick Stephanie Meyer
you spelled her name wrong
not you too!!
He kissed my cheek and I could smell it the whole way home like shit
i always knew that i'd have sex in your room, i just assumed it would be with you
its really sad that i have to specifically make this a rule but, absolutely no lighting smoke bombs indoors at my birthday party.
I think she faked a seizure to get out of it ...
I need Jameson.
Yea? How do you think I feel? Your job during the delivery is to keep that flask ready. The moment our kid pops out, I'm taking a shot.
Could you imagine living in a city where bartenders are available by 1:30 AM
I'd have like 4 kids by now and at least one std
I just spent 12 consecutive hours in the same outfit and none of it was pajamas. If that's not personal growth, I don't know what is.
She didn't complain to the library attendant about us being too loud. She complained after you grabbed her highlighter off the table to stir vodka into your tumbler with.
Taco Bell is giving high school kids free tacos STEAL YOUR BROTHER'S WALLET I'LL BRING THE WEED.
Oohh. Then yes, he is the Alpha Fuckboy.
I just set my messenger to Away so I could run downstairs to masturbate. Working from home is the BEST
I love you with the passion of a thousand FUCKBOYS during the height of week 1 texting
I just matched with a taco on tinder. Dreams come true.
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