i miss you so much
i miss you too
oops, did i send that to you? i meant to send it to the money you owe me
I'm sad I can't be there is wknd, I'm laying on the beach and daydreaming of you / crying a bit
I'm watching a porn and daydreaming of you. Sounds like we both need Kleenex
I can't believe he cheated
Whatever. Anytime she has an orgasm, it's because I taught him how
so she sprained her ankle somehow and her friend had to carry her out while all 7 of us watched. do we even need to vote on that or is that automatic induction into the hall of shame?
Ok love is a little strong. But he consented to Nachos, beer and board game date with my cats. Keeper.
Just kicked a guy in his penis in order to win a dance contest on Bourbon....desperate.
If I don't have herpes this will be the single greatest day of my life
Drug-sniffing dog walked past me and my suitcase in the train station. My opinion: they need a new dog
It was one of those you-have-no-other-way-home-and-we-already-made-out-so-I-guess-youre-coming-home-with-me-if-you-promise-to-leave-early kind of deals.
You told the cop you where the star of the Track team and tried to run away. So yeah, i'm not surprised.
What's the place called?
I searched "county" on google, but....there's a lot of results
The fact that me being able to walk down stairs is an accomplishment in my books pretty much explains how I am
They're either celebrating their tax money or trying to kill each other.
Sooooo have your ex-girl console you over your ex ex girl that you destroyed said ex-girl over the possibility of
A guy in a chewbacca suit just came up to me and asked me to buy him weed.
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