I know...I feel like disliking her as a person on facebook
Watching marley and me... this girls got me whipped man
I love you. And by the way. I found out a way for you to train your gag reflex. Elliot taught us in math.
Somehow he came on his own face...then he freaked out
What was your penis's nickname in high school? Also, what was it's theme song?
if creating a fake 8 year old brother, who lives with me and has had mono for the past month, to explain why I have ignored my group project members is wrong, then I... well then I'm probably going to hell
I think I'm going to contact pbr and see if they'll sponsor our dreams
Got back to find Sarah in her underwear eating peanut butter and watching Arrested Development with the thermostat at eighty.
Of course it may just be the context. A dish of dog food would look lovely next to your breasts.
Lol I screamed "GOT AN ORDER OF VERSACE TACOS UP" and the whole kitchen was just like who the fuck is this kid
You give an incredible blow job. I wanted to make sure you know it was appreciated
I'm the catering manager, it's not my job to stop 2 teenagers from fucking in the bathroom. I couldn't bring myself to stop that sort of young romance anyway, that's what I pay you people for
So Blakes coming home... so if youre like fingerbanging the shit out of yourself on the kitchen table...wrap it up
Yeah everywhere i go i feel like a 3rd or 5th or (2n+1)th wheel. That's right, i'm a mathematically depressed drunk.
getting my period the day i moved was my bodies way of saying 'congratulations youre not leaving town with anybodies babies!'
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