did you know that the clit is basically just a tiny penis? Ya.. So just think about that next time you're down there.
its always fun the next morning to look around the room and see where all the clothing landed.
Yeah. Fortunately, the road to Hell is paved with naked 21 year old girls.
Which beats the fuck out of good intentions.
i grabbed his hand and told him i loved him and then he looked down and said "i love...mallomars" and shoved like three in his mouth. never been so embarrassed.
I get drunk and say inappropriate things... you get drunk and sleep with inappropriate people. it's what we do.
i wrote her a fucking poem. i better get laid for that
Saying we were separated at birth, got on a ship and sailed here via onion barrel from Somalia didn't help our case at all....
You said "sustain yourself" quietly over and over as you fed joeys hamster cashews. Acid you is a trip
What's sign language for "you may not be the father?" Kinda important right now.
If a vagina could give out awards, you should be preparing an acceptance speech.
He told me we were going to a cabin. It's just logs and a tarp made into walls. This night can go either way at this point.
sorry for laughing and taking pictures while you were having an asthma attack on st. patricks day
is it wrong to hook up with someone at a memorial drum circle
Holy shit dude........stairs
her and her boyfriend kept giving me coke ad kissing me talking about my awesome boobs
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