Classy? Dude, she fucked 3 guys as part of a scavenger hunt
And?
she was like a sexier Rosie O'Donnel
We watched a biography of Frida Kahlo in class today. It was depressing. A chick with a UNIBROW just put my sex life to shame.
They're watching TV in bed. The Golden Girls to be exact. Aaaand I just heard them singing along with the theme song. I love living with gays.
So i learned you can't hair-of-a-dog jaeger hangovers.
He put used condom on the handle of the plunger in the bathroom.
the outcome of this sandwich determines whether or not i do anything else with my day..
oh come on since when have relationships been boundary lines for us
fair point
I've been told that their best stripper is on maternity leave. NEVER AGAIN.
Are you awake? Because I would like to know whether or not I should refrain from giving my evil laugh when I enter the apartment...
It's like you're the one guy who got the "girls have clits" memo.
I asked him why he was eating an entire can of refried beans, the only answer I got was "revenge"
I told him i turn boys gay hoping that would scare him off. Finally i found a way to take advantage of my disability.
why are there 3 differently sized panties on our kitchen counter?
Turns out end of the world sex is H-O-T, HOoot! I'll be the only progressive lady smiling today
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