Very drunk. laura says hi. i can't find my pants. i think i'm in philly, but it might be jersey somewhere
Amandyke just told me shes gonna make my tongue her cum rag. i'm borderline terrified
Is it possible to jerk off a nipple?
I think we should involve a squid next time we fuck.
u kno there is a reason i dont tell mi friends about u
is it gross that my labia hangs so much that guys can't find my clit?
I'm pretty sure the only race ive ever won was to my mothers egg
Get out of your relationship and into my pants.
shouldve known this week was gonna be bad when I threw up in my coffee mug
going to class with no bra.. is that saying "i don't give a fuck i'm one hour away from thanksgiving break?"
Wait so they unscrewed the bathroom door to find you naked?
Drunk me was responsible for doing it, but sober me was definitely cheering him on
370HSSV 0773H read that upside down
what are you doing with your life
You. Me. A bottle of Vodka. The wilderness.
Two dicks, one me.
Yoga's definitely paying off.
Fuck it, i havent messed around in half a year. I have sexual tension with a fire hydrant.
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