I changed my tire completely alone.. I could totally win survivor
Its my greatest physical accomplishment
Stephanie. Problem. I think if I had met Murphy before Ben I would have fucked him instead.
Don't worry about your Murphy feelings. I may have fucked him no matter what.
Do NOT cum in me, on me, or in my bed.
All I could understand from his text was "hatchet" "soccer" & "bitch". its safe to say andy has had enough to drink & will be violent soon
This kind of poor decision making requires a real cup, not a mason jar.
You couldn't hold yourhead up but you managed to unzip my zipper. That's skill..
yeah...i noticed he pets people when he's drunk. It's odd.
Hey everyone. This evenings celebration will commence with a cocktail hour at genghis at 830 to be followed with an upscale dining experience at taco bell at 10. All are welcome. This is not a joke. Thank you
She just causally held my limp dick in her hand the entire movie. Her parents were cuddling on the couch too..that brave!
Come to the roof. We are drinking breakfast.
To give you an idea, there's a group upstairs trying to break down a door with their fists and heads.
Apparently when the cops arrived I was standing over him in the bathroom yelling, get the fuck up you piece of shit. Beer still in hand.
I fell into a police barricade, a cop helped me up and asked if I've been drinking. I just looked at him and said "dude.." He proceeded to take out his handcuffs
Leaving the puke on the ceiling as a reminder.
Pregaming at Jodi's. Ten minutes
Thought it was at Brad's?
Pregaming the pregame. Need alcohol before I can see that dick.
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