ps... at the end of one of the videos you yell "let's do the eiffel tower again.. i'll be in the middle!" .. i almost died lolol
I wonder what gingers are like in bed...as awkward as their hair or just as unique as it...?
there really is only one way to give a PowerPoint presentation in your senior capstone class: still drunk.
i'm pretty sure the only people calling it "sexting" are ones who don't actually do it
It's when I'm in my pajamas and in need of a gin delivery that I miss NYC most of all.
I miss waking up, opening the closet downstairs, and finding you inside passed out.
in respone to your voicemail you left me on saturday, yes i had gone to bed and no i was not still drinking at 5am
Omg just remembered. I tried to kidnap a dog.
You need to get over here. I think the drunks are about to sacrifice a chicken to the beer gods. Or a freshman. Stay tuned.
It's pitch dark except for the glow sticks, someone turned the heat up as high as it would go and the bathroom is flooded. Also think I just stepped on someone's face.
I guess, just don't make it awkward
MY FUCK BUDDY'S MOTHER FRIEND REQUESTED ME! IT'S ALREADY AWKWARD COREY
Wouldn't life be so much easier if you could just walk up to attractive men and say, "Let me bear your children" and it wouldn't be creepy?
Or possibly end in a restraining order?
there was so much lube in my brother's closet...
It just so happens all of their names are Ryan, so I never have to change whose name I moan.
Ugh. All the good hoes are in their third trimester.
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