There was a lot of him and a little penis
just saw a girl who had one of those monogrammed backpacks... her initials are VAG. is this a sign?
Pray the makeout fairy visits me this weekend.
Guy next to me at the plasma center is high and watching porn on his itouch. I am wayy to hung over for this level of poor.
Then you can skip the embarrassing can I date your ex since you're a lesbian now conversation
He rubs his penis on back when he think I'm sleeping
You guys don't happened to be dressed as gladiators, do you?
I drew a nude short fat middle aged woman today and liked it
It was honestly one of my favorite days in art class except for the 20 min she faced me and kept looking at me and we made eye contact
You can see my drunken state get worse with each picture
I'm not saying you did or didn't sleep with him but he's has your thong hanging from his ceiling fan
'valentine' just autocorrected to 'cake robe' in my phone
I think that summarizes my life up pretty accurately
final thoughts: i just want someone into choking me out, weed and anime
Tonight I learned to never try to impress your ex by dancing on the stripper pole while drunk. That’s how you end up in the ER
Could’ve gone my whole life not seeing a man snort coke off another man’s cock... but there it is...
Just realized I've spent more nights sleeping on bathroom floors the last two weeks than in my own bed. It's time to reevaluate my life.
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