You smell like a Billy Joel song
Will you Wikipedia Vin Diesel? Is he gay? It's important...
I served up a girl her first a2m the other day. You would have been proud.
It's a shame that I don't know his last name. Actually, it's an ever bigger shame that I don't know his first name
I don't believe these are real court rooms. They look absolutely nothing like law and order.
I'll give her a pass for the first one, but after the second threesome, she should have learned her lesson.
I tipped the hot bartender my entire wallet. Again.
I'd hate to be 100% hetero. Pretty sure they have less orgies
In her drunkenness, she packed a bag with tequila, two shot glasses, salt, a knife, and two pears. She was prepared but too high to distinguish pears from limes.
The cute guy in my class hurt himself and is on crutches. My first thought was "Good. He'll be easier to take down." Like he's a gazelle and I'm a dick tiger. What's wrong with me?
I want him to rummage through my vagina. with unwashed hands.
I let him fuck me in a batman costume. Don't talk to me about needing to read fifty shades gray.
My bad man. I was at a strip club, and apparently it's like a big deal to take your phone out in one of those places.
You could woo kevin with a boquet of breakfast burritos. He loves those burritos. You could use the hot sauce packets like babies breathe
The more I think about it, the more convinced I am that I'm the solution to all of T-Swift's guy problems.
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