Braces and a neon one piece. She looks 15.
i'm in love
Sooo sorry about that. And crying. And comparing my life to a duck
going to the gym drunk. fuck whoever made basketball season and getting a spring break ready body in the same season.
that's not even the weird part though. he already knew where the bathroom was, he might have been here before..
I got concerned once i realized you weren't there to hear us having sex. See I do worry about you.
Meghan got a job at the bar. We're now morally obligated to drink. Is this what dreams are made of?
How do I go about messaging a girl on a dating site whose little sister I've had a three some with...?
I said "I am wrapped in the Cocoon Of Comfort! You should go." He started to argue and I yelled "COCOON OF COMFORT!!!" silencing him
I was thinking that maybe I should not apply to Wells Fargo because they def have me on candid camera taking a drunken nap at 3am in their lobby.
Hahah. They reconnected again?
Like with his penis I guess
The neighbor just yelled bring me back that big red alien penis.
The girl neighbor.
Drink drank drunk tankkkkn, LETS GO
It's scary that my vibrator is a dangerous weapon. I want a new one.
Damn that brownie almost kicked my ass. I'm not sure if my flight home lasted 10 minutes or 10 days..
Does having sex in an airport bathroom with a girl you just met at the bar count as the mile high club? ...no?
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