I am good. I dancing. Drinking but dancing fine.
I was just texting to see if your vagina was working yet.
not much sitting here stoned eating my little sisters halloween candy and judging each individual hersheys candy bar and after much deliberation by the selection committee the original hersheys chocolate bar won
she said she walked into the kitchen and i was sitting ass naked on the floor chugging her parents vodka.
Okay so for future reference and your own safety I should probably tell you that it is not cranberry juice in that bottle on the kitchen table.
well after pounding on the ceiling for 5 mins i just went up there to tell them to shut up.. 2 hours later i'm naked, high, lying on their kitchen floor. it escalated so quickly
Can we make sure camping doesn't turn into forest-orgy?
Lol, last year was UNREAL
I have more sex toys than shoes - HOW AM I SINGLE?!?!?
It's a good thing vaginas don't have taste buds
You know getting black out drunk at a cats birthday party should have been my lowest point drinking wise but some how I feel like last night was some how worse
I feel like I should remember what we did after leaving the party because apparently a llama was involved, but all I can manage is the part where I asked you to cuff my ankle to the bed so I wouldn't backflip away.
This hangover is too legit right now. I just sneezed and almost puked
I just mixed tangerine juice with sauv blanc. on an unrelated note, my episide of intervention is slated to run in April.
is it bad that I'm more worried about having to take out my piercings than the fact that I might be having a kid
Still riding the magical train of drugs so, yeah, Id say I feel great
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