My brain says no but my pants say off.
if i had a camp nickname it would be Flick Bean
Im doing kagels to the beat of Christmas music... "Jingle Bells" is hard. Try it.
I woke up on the stairs at of a Disneyland hotel. Yes, my night was amazing.
did u get his digits?
yes his name is chazbangbangbang according to my phone...
BRILLIANT IDEA: In honor of summer olympics we need to start a synchronized drinking team.
Due to certain anatomical proportions it was less like fucking and more like childbirth.
For sure. Gotta go. Building an igloo.
I got pushed into some bald man in the pit and spent the next few minutes with my face against his head. Man I love ecstasy.
I should start wearing my Batman shirt more often when I drink. Good things happen. All sorts of shit.
My cell phone fell out of my shirt pocket while tying my shoe on an escalator....which was followed by me being accused of trying to sneak an upskirt photo and being violently shoved down the top of the escalator. How's YOUR day?
so when he he finally wandered back into the room it was with a pound of cream cheese which he ate in 5 minutes flat and then passed out
whatever bro. i had ice cream and whiskey for breakfast and its noon. this is the second worst christmas ever.
I'm still, like... really stoked about not having any STDs
My friends say stay away from him but it’s still 2017 so I’m allowed to make shit decisions until midnight hahah
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