WOAH SHIT! That wasn't my girlfriend last night.
Exactly how many bongs can i have before my parents figure out they really aren't vases
she's googling pictures of Freddy Mercury and whispering 'I'm ready'
I think I left my camera at your house. It would be in both of our best interests if you don't go through the pics.
I don't know what I should tell you tell you. I don't want to encourage you to dye my dog.
yea, their son has been arrested on more than one occassion, their daughter is pregnant and their other daughter graduated but she was adopted, so clearly genes are everything.
You threw up with your ski mask on still.
This holiday season is going to be rough between people coming home for the holidays and the already regulars on my list I might have to clone my vagina to make sure I get everyone for all they are worth
When have we listened to the rational side of either of us?!
Dude, you need better judgement.Trust me I know. I put my dick in the wrong mouths all the time
You made out with both twins? Ten points to you!
How are you feeling?
I mean, shattered dignity aside, not bad.
And I'm laying here struggling with the notion that I need to put pants on.
THIS IS SO HOT. BYE PANTIES.
I believe you can. But if you can have rum with breakfast then do that. Definitely do that.
Randomize
