their songs make me feel all the things I wanna feel. Ya dig?
and what kinds of feelings would these be?
Happy, horny, occasionally hungry
the line for where the wild things are looks like radiohead had sex with an urban outfitters
My itunes is telling me i listened to toxic by b spears 108 times last night
I wasn't on board with that statement until "home made dinosaurs"
I know I'm really high but I swear I just saw him beating off to his fantasy football roster.
Some kid in my class just puked in his backpack, zipped up the backpack, put the backpack on and walked out the door.
until you tell me otherwise ill assume we're playing "cavity search" the homeland security game to spice up our sex life
you came downstairs saying you were now 'dressed to impress'
what was i wearing?
nothing
I'm gonna need a helmet and adult supervision by 9...
Was your wine and cheese snap taken from the toilet?
Sitting in my kitchen at 3am, craving dick and eating peanut butter instead. I'm not sure how I feel about being 27.
Well I mean enduring a 45 minute conversation about C-sections was worth the 9 jello shots those soccer moms gave me.
for some reason leaving your socks onmakes it less meaningful.
You tipped the Uber driver extra for taking your phone away while you were drunk texting
Do you ever get a cramp in like, ONE labia?
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