You took my girl thats shot the Fuck out. You better watch your skinny ass.
That's barely a sentence. Who's your girl? I think you've got the wrong number. I haven't even lived in Alabama for 4 years.
Yeah, I do, I'm sorry. I meant 205 not 256. sorry about that.
Good luck with your revenge in Birmingham.
I can only speak casual parseltoungue, im not bad though. just the general, "wheres the bathroom?" "open the chamber of secrets" that type of stuff
He had a beer bottle in each of his back pockets and was on rollerblades. All I remember is following him for about 10 minutes
i proceeded to stick my hands in his pants while he continued to repeat i have a girlfriend
I just laughed at the word pudding. I have no idea whats going on right now.
He was spooning with the dog when I came home. Now shes afriad to go near him. Should I ask?
Looking through my moms phone and find a pic if a dick. Scarred for life.
He had a step stool to get in to his bed!
I had the most traumatic dream I've ever had just now. I ripped my dick off because a girl asked me to and spent the rest of the dream crying about my dick
Holy shit I've found my last one night stand in my Gran's knitting club
I just want to sing to him and rub baby oil on his head
I swear to god he thought my ass was a bag of wine last night.
Anyone would get lost in that field after that much vodka. Trust me... I kind of feel like superman considering I even made it home. Most people would've been face down in a random oilfield. Not this guy.
Dude you were so wasted you thought a fake electric candle was real and tried to light your cig with it. Multiple times.
Your ex spoke highly of your penis and it’s skill. I’m interested in learning more about it ;-)
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