you kept singing the copa cabana and saying HAVE A BANANA to random people on the street. you also went up to this poor short guy and hugged him while proceeding to yell I LOVE YOU CHILD MAN into his face. please tell me you're sober now
I never doubt that you might be drinking at any moment.
i couldnt tell she was wearing a bumpit until she started giving me head
Haha he acted like he's never seen a tampon catapolt across the hall before
nothing worse than sitting down ready for a solid porn sesh to find out your internet is out. comcast owes me a handjob
You three are like the Bermuda Triangle for morals.
You beat him at the shot competition, and proceeded to rub it in while telling everyone to "ASK ME A MATH QUESTION!!!"
Come on. I'll make you hot pockets. Literally and sexually.
Just to an Octoberfest and a sex party. Nothing wild.
whatever bro. i had ice cream and whiskey for breakfast and its noon. this is the second worst christmas ever.
We are back but we are listening to stairway to heaven in my car. Amy is air drums. Be back when it's over.
I'm too picky for internet dating and by picky I mean psycho.
I would offer you moral support, but I have questionable morals..
I drank Dr. Pepper and instant breakfast mix together and threw up sober for the first time.
By the way, you totally deserve "i got a job sex".
Randomize
