i wish swine flu would become a total pandemic so we cld be rid of all the people that are complaining about it
A woman in the waiting room at the STD clinic told me that she is going to pray to jesus for my penis.
and people in Baltimore still get a bad wrap.
Tell your boyfriend I'm sorry for ruining his vein. I'm never drawing blood drunk again.
All I know is he mentioned whips, leather cuffs, and a riding crop. It's like Halloween, Christmas, and My birthday all in one. a 5 year old couldn't even possibly be this excited.
Leaving your birthday party to engage in a threesome IS allowed. I checked the rule book.
He asked if he could pull one of my teeth "to remember me by"
Great way to live...just blowing loads on upholstery
I am debating about my sub. I am not quite sure I can be the dom he needs.
so it turns out the huge bruises on my knees are from drunk bmxing and not getting railed from behind on the ground
and ill have you know that I only wiped out twice
it's not that I hate people, I just want to rip most of their faces off.
You said you were going to start drinking less. Drinking 25 small airplane bottle shots do not count.
dude, she has my telletubby sweats and my good sweatshirt hostage, I can't risk their safety with a breakup
It must have been good head...he put down the Xbox controller
Its guy fieris flavor town of suffering™
I have just discovered the land of milk and honey. and by milk i mean vodka and by honey i mean tequila.
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