Gordon Ramsey's restaurant in NY is $150 each for the chef's menu
So you're taking me there this weekend?
oh, looks like he just opened a new restaurant right by us- it's called "McDonald's". Must be scottish food.
Katy Perry is on a Proactiv commercial. That "I kissed a girl" shit is so much less hot now.
I Never golf you the sypdu of andrew. The one o will marry. The one j plwgded my last breath up. The one I pledged everything I live forbworh to. I love him more than life itself
At least our walk of shames never included a bag of chips and a jar of queso..
you were trying to control your nosebleed while having someone hold your four loko while you drank it through a straw. all at the same time. that is commitment.
They made the rule if I caught the ball with my cleavage they would drink the entire beer pong table. I don't think they expected me to actually do it.
Time flies when you're blacked out in a lake
I'M ALSO PLAYING VIDEO GAMES AND THINKING ABOUT ORDERING A PJIZZA. I'M NOT SURE WHAT MY MUSTACHE WANTS.
Wearing a french maid costume for Halloween sure did help me meet girls
Dude, they all thought you were gay.
You left me a drunk voicemail of you describing your pizza to me at 2 AM
If you don't see me at the bar tomorrow night, I was most likely captured by the communists.
Sorry, that was mean and I didn't mean it. I'm just mad at condoms
went back to my college bar last night. Bar tender doesn't remember my name but remembers me as margarita girl...I'm not even mad though
He said he would get me a helmet and bedazzle it with my name and address so the cabs would know where to take me
Sorry about you walking in on the whole nude kinect dancing. The new roomie was drunk and naked and told us he was either over dressed or we were under dressed for the party. And Amy figured it would be easier to join him than it would be to dress him
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