i don't know how boys match. i think shoes & belt are the only thing. it doesn't matter. i just know if they look stupid.
Does it still count as a "walk of shame" if it's only 1am?
Some guy shouted fuck america during the national anthem, i decked him. They threw him out. USA USA USA!
they were just spraying pledge on themselves and calling it lemon cologne.
so today in my theology class we brought up the proper way to have sex. so rough sex was said by the teacher...I said I know a girl that likes to be choked. sorry but everyone knew it was you
When i asked him what happened all he said was, the toucan... the toucan... over and over again.
he proposed by singing a showtune... he might as well have had a cock in his mouth at the time
Idk yet. Trying to convince him to get a phoenix bird tattoo first
Good thing my vagina doesn't have a chronometer on it. I'm sure my fiance would be horrified. Probably 10 miles from this past weekend alone.
Getting high in the car with mom and the aunts during intermission for drag queen bingo. Details later.
I spilled a whole plate of queso and salsa on my bed so I'm just eating it off my sheets with chips. How's your night going?
Come home, I'm drunk on the porch and pretending to smoke breadsticks like cigarettes. Enticing, right?
What are best friends for?
Picking your clothes up from a one night stand you had nearly 2 months ago
Did you get your nipples pierced? I felt something poking through my shirt earlier and I really didn't want to say anything in front of your grandma...
I sent him a tex saying, "I thought my intentions were clear" drunk me has some balls.
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