Question: terrible or awesome when a girl give you head so vigorously that you get a hickey of sorts
Puking blue powerade in mcdonalds parking lot to the applause of the guy taking out the trash with man in the mirror blasting in the background. Good morning stl
Deadliest Catch is NOT foreplay
literally followed a trail of condoms to the bus stop this morning. Ahh modern-day bread crumbs
can't come out tonight. went to the bar again last night and the bartender hugged and thanked me so much for my "generosity." I'm intrigued but terrified to see my credit card bill.
I fukin lobve the states. Girls here let me fuck them because they like my accent. I may not go back
His hospital is closing...I consider it "sorry you're losing your job" sex.
I just banged two guys while dressed like an angel. I love this holiday.
I love shooting for the middle. Those girls never wake up well.
Am I really that girl who walks around half naked wearing a cowboy hat begging for liquor at some random guys house
Sooo Zach and Judd are on my porch drunk eating leaves and flowers...
On the bright side, only one more day until we aren't sober anymore.
Do you feel better now that you've sent me a picture of your dick?
Yep.
It was horribly awesome. Its like looking at the sun, you know its bad for you but I just couldn't stop looking.
I refuse to fake an orgasm. If I'm dating him, he better work for that shit.
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