K, im just throwing this out there, i am not making out with any of his friends... Especially the cross eyed one.
Dude there are two smokin hot chicks laying outside my apartment...I almost want to tell them theyre laying where I threw up last night
U should. Its a good ice breaker
time for a it's-monday-night-and-this-week-is-gunna-suck-drink.
He puked at the bar then immediately procceded to slip in it, they loaded him up into a wheelchair, then the staff and myself walked him outside, all the while never having to pay for our tab. SO using this strategy again
theres a kid face down in the middle of campus... people are going about their day and paying no attention to him
I'm sorry but that single bed couldn't hold all five of us, especially with those boobs.
Come my child we shall walk thru the pasture of amazing sex and corndogs. Hint:some corndogs are not corndogs.
Sometimes crazy just comes naturally. I don't need booze to say that on occasion I feel the need to rip off my asshole and throw it against the fridge to see if it sticks.
So... crashing at the hot bartender's place is not a solid marital decision.
I'm just saying; the box truck will cost less then dorms or rent, and we can always crash where the party is.
By the power invested in me i promise you hot wedding sex at my wedding.
It stopped being casual for me when I waxed my vagina for you
Just threw up in a baggy on the airplane. The guys next to me clapped and bought me a jack and coke.
Livin the dream
I think I left my thong in your bed. Careful. It has the power to destroy the agitator on a washing machine
Tinder has really served to stimulate the number of sex related demons summonings.
Randomize
