two pink lines on a pregnancy test is bad, isn't it?
only if you didn't want to fuck up your life.
this guy jus got head in a gas station bathroom from this fat chick with one leg
gross dude. was the guy blacked out drunk or something?
yeah and it only cost me 6 dollars
Pot didnt help. Now Im even sadder but now im afraid of the clouds and the crickets.
Stop being a whore!!! Everyone can see!!!!
Why is there 6 cases of kwic trip dounuts dumped in my bed? Best 34 dollar wake up of my life
oh good. ive just found out that i went downstairs at 6 am still blacked out and had a 30 minute conversation with my mom about the different ways to feed our dog
Come help me clean. I know we won't be getting our security deposit back...but I would like to move out with our dignity.
Someone jacked my earrings off me or I threw em in the toilet again
I hate when that happens
He puked in the funnel and continued to chug it. Who is this dude?
Note to self: don't practice nerdy white girl dance choreography in the company bathrooms no matter how nice the huge mirrors and lighting are.
the reputation of my dick game is on the line. You're killing the team, here, G
Dude of course I want to. Your penis is beautiful.
For both our sake, we've decided to ban watching combat sports before sex
You think your roommate is bad? The guy they paired me with is such a nerd, his very presence at a party blocks every cock in the room.
I need my sock, sombrero, maracas, and I just heard I had a light saber, if thats the case...i want that back too
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