NO FUCKING WAY. PLEASE MAKE HER IMPLANT THAT POOR KID INTO A RESPONSIBLE UTERUS.
I think this dress is screaming I want a birthday 3some with two moderately attractive guys. I hope.
She was giving me great head...... until I asked her how much this was going to cost.... she left abruptly
I think that's the first time i've seen 'you look like an ugly version of my ex' work as a pickup line
I thinking of taking all of the pics of his dick that he's sent me and making a calendar.
every facebook tagged picture of yours, you are either drinking, swimming or drunk in water
Nothing says happy baby shower like showing up still kinda drunk from last night with an open tall boy in one hand and fries in the other.
your blue lips and tongue was their first indication you were probably underage
HEY THERE IS NO AGE LIMIT ON BLUE SLUSHIES
WE'RE FINALLY ADMITTING THAT WE DESPERATELY WANT TO SCREW EACH OTHER. THIS IS WHAT PROGRESS FEELS
Just do let me go home with anyone especially I a guy with a hair sweater
Hey I'm sorry for head butting you last night. Personally I thought it was funny at the time, but I can see how from your perspective it may not have been as enjoyable for you... Hope your lip is okay.
i may or may not have triedto pee like a boy and then dipped cheese ino the olive oil
You showed up at my front door in a bikini with a fifth of tequila it was like the opening to a porno
You 2012 self promised me that you would do LSD with me, and it's 2015 now. So.
Plus, I'm basically a doctor, so what could go wrong.
Yeah so then I used the selfie stick his mom gave me to take nudes
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