yeah my walk of shame consisted of driving on the wrong side of the road at 6am still drunk with cum drying in my hair and left eye.
So yes it WAS her period, NOT a nose bleed.
Is it a problem that I find my wife's 16 year old niece sexy?
it's to the point where working 2 jobs this summer will absolutely not cover how much i will spend on alcohol next semester.
My printer just jammed because one of the condom wrappers I threw when we had sex in my dorm
at the time it didn't seem likely that you would ever find the cake in your underwear
Beer bonging to Ave Maria
I'm never drinking with you again. I woke up in Midtown with a 7' tall Norwegian rugby player named Lexie. Never. Again.
Denial and avoidance are my survival strategies for 2013.
Denial, avoidance and beer.
"Douchebag of the Year" award goes to the guy who didn't reply to the picture of my tits.
Go forth my little lesbian, get your gayme on
He's saved in my phone as 'MURICA. I think it's safe to say I'm not exactly taking him seriously.
My sex life is driven by spite and alcohol
I sit across from him at graduation so I get to stare at him and think about how I fucked his step brother and laugh to myself
Its because she suspects I'm a frequent drug user, which I am, but I am going to make her feel like she is crazy for believing it.
Randomize
