ppl dont tell me stories about anal. apparently im not a tell-me-stories-about-anal kind of person
maybe after you take off her top her face will be hotter
Hey, my drug test is at 4:15 tomorrow. I'll meet you 5 minutes later.
How fortunate humanity is that it need not rely on the female orgasm for procreation
I just won unlimited hot dogs for life. I'm so glad I smoked
she has a picture of her daughter riding a giant rooster.. of course i want to make obscene cock jokes
No worries you cant actually turn into a wine snob if you brew it in your closet....
I wonder when walk of shame thursdays in the rain will finally make me stop drinking.
Just once I'd like to do blow in a nice bathroom.
I'm standing at the bottom of the driveway w a sign that says plow me
I Have a huge scrape on my knee and I need a better excuse than dry humping on a park bench...
I just coughed and my vagina hurt. We need to hook up more.
We had sex on roll out bean bag chair, and then proceeded to sleep with a blanket with dolphins on it. Happy birthday to me.
well I ran around the park drunk with a plastic baby and fell, all while screaming "I WILL PROTECT YOU CARLOS", yeah there's video
I can see. My condolences to your vagina.
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