You gave him your vagina and this is what I get in return? This is bullshit!
I'm playing wingman, but I want to pull a Goose and die.
Two man bar crawl was hectic. Just found leaves in my pocket.
id like to point out that while i was just peeing a condom fell out of my vag.
I know the scar will be in an obvious place, that's why I'm certain it'll score me cancer blowjobs
Is it too early to say this year has been a blur?
I love you more with every blowjob.
You should write for Hallmark.
Coming to you live from the floor of my office..
Most men with as many freckles as you aren't vagina magnets. You are an exception to your kind.
so I am that guy with the red solo cup in class. someone has to step it up.
My office already closed tomorrow. I'm bout to get drunk and build a muh fuckin fort. I shall call it "Fort Fuck You, Sandy, You Fuckin Bitch"
Look, I'm just saying, she looks like a troll and works indefinitely at a shitty Chinese restaurant, so me sleeping with her boyfriend is the least of her troubles...
sometimes, you gotta take him by the hands like tails took sonic, and fly him into the bedroom.
Wow this just keeps getting better, weed, shrooms, a stripper..........a gun.
Stupid Covid-19
The universal cock block of this decade
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