Aj just asked if we were going to the bulldog tonight..i told her no because of the expense and tests coming up..but mostly because i don't want herpes
So the hot 23 year old i went home with last night is really 17 and was here for orientation.. i feel like a pedifile...
In that case, you should probably come up to the union, orientation is in full swing, your kind of guys ;)
cunt.
I wonder if you could grow some weed in a chia pet
I walked into his living room and saw him watching the play-offs while eating tomato paste out of the can with a bottle of wine. I'm telling you to stop talking to him. now.
I got a bikini wax for the first time today and I think I now understand feminism.
I found a big gulp cup full of vomit in my freezer, are you behind this?
I was topless in his bathroom sink taking bong rips , goodmorning . He told me he could get use to this
Remember when spice girls "Two Become One" came on just as we were about to fuck? talk about a boner jam
You screamed "there will be blood" and punched some random guy in the face. So no, we can't go back to that bar.
It's not that I'm in love with her, so much as I would love to be her lesbian experience.
Is it weird to wish your favorite hooker "happy thanksgiving"?
My vagina cried when he left. I think she's about to be at war with my self respect.
It baffles me why I still wear white underwear...
So. Um. Hypothetically speaking...how would one get a squirrel out of the house?
And I mentioned the burning debate about your circumcision in my Christmas card to your mom.
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