She was not exactly lady-like. Down there.
If I was on drugs, this would be amazing
Her eyes are really red like she jus got out of the hospital and shes coughing ...80 ppl at her school do have swine flu dude
So your saying just a blow job?
Five Mah tais Laser and i skill have not drunk dial you
they were just spraying pledge on themselves and calling it lemon cologne.
Just saw a motorized bathtub. I think this college thing is gonna work out.
Drunk wheelbarrow races might make the top 10 list of dumb shit weve done. Especially considering all the broken glass around...
Oh my god. I'm sorry if i peed on you last nite. I am truly disgusting
You just sent me a picture of a federal crime. Like. You don't give a fuck.
The gay is strong with you! You're more concerned about my outfit than my safety.
And then my hands went numb and no one believed me so I started putting peoples cigarettes out on them. Shitty idea i'll tell you that much
some how during sex we caught an ENTIRE pillow on fire. A WHOLE PILLOW.
She was dressed as a banana and told me that I needed more potassium in my diet. Of course I went down on her.
I just described cereal to my mother as "acoustic breakfast soup".
who is this
You stocked up?
No actually didn’t get a chance. If you wouldn’t mind bringing me a brownie and a bottle of Jameson that’d be nice
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