So is it bad that I'm using this 21 year old for his hot bod and utter naivety?
No its what 21 year olds are made for
That bitch is like a bad destiny's child song.
I just called a child with a Yankees jersey a jerkoff. so much for a friendly day @ the ballpark
seriously i just wanna be friends
pass
Too bad it's not "confirm, ignore or not unless I've had 20+ beers"
i made potato chips in weed oil. what did you do today?
A very small part of me wants you to appreciate me for more than just my breasts. But the rest of me is breasts.
Found her. Shes unconscious up against the room door. Her credit card is in the keycard slot
A girl pulled up next to me at a stoplight just now, looked around for a second, and then changed her top, bra and all, before the light turned green. New. Hero.
Ahh good point. I got some interesting mental pics and I'm slowly entering a "fuck it, lets do weird shit" phase sexually, but you may have already figured that out since I've been fucking you sideways and upside down a lot lately.
Got home to the hotel 3hrs ago per texts sent not in english to not a full phone number
So that groomsmen was naked under his kilt. Also I just had sex in the elevator. And yes, those two updates are definitely related.
don't worry, i'm not mad. i'm just angry. and furious. and about to set your ass on fire.
So this morning everyone commended me for puking over the porch. No one else made it that far...
false alarm, still single
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