covered in glitter, my cheek hurts, and theres a handprint on my face. Would i do it again. Absolutly
after eating me out, he asked for something to drink. i gave him a glass of water and he said he needed something stronger.
Thinking about fake proposing to my gf just so the middle aged women next to us will buy us drinks
Update: it wasn't just our driver. This ticket confirms that the Royal Oak PD also found our behavior on the party bus to be "Lewd and Indecent."
First thing on my "to do" list- get sober for community service.
My tweets this weekend consisted of me telling every bar I went to that they were my favorite valentine. I've never felt like more of an alcoholic
Well he's a 33 year old furniture salesman that picked up at 19 year old buying a bedroom set for her room. I can see how that would be awkward
I can't help that I bring out the sex in people
Somehow you're a lightweight AND an alcoholic. Rare combo in one person. Well done.
Is Oprah even human
Dude she smelled like bar-b-que sauce. I can't think of anything better.
I woke up this morning fully clothed with a dart in my pocket
He also sent me nipple clamps because romance is NOT dead
Am I the only one who finds it completely appropriate to pre-game our Brazilians?
2020 sucks, I want a refund
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