I hope im prettier
yea, just so you know this whole self-loathing thing is getting pretty fucking annoying
took shots out of a medicine cup. i can get used to college.
We did it and he fell asleep and I was bored so I decided to go back to the party...is that bad?
I hope he's okay, but I also hope he shows up with an eyepatch
At this point do you think buying mom a pot plant would be funny or highly inappropriate?
Hefty paycheck and not get wasted can't exist in the same night
he just sat there, in the doorway of my dorm room, chuggin a fifth like nobodys buisness.. don't know whether to fuck him or be afraid of his confidence
Due to your tardiness, I'm saving you my tab
Pretty sure that molly fried my sinus infection away; i regret nothing
Fuck away man. Like 3% of these new people will be back next week. This is the best week of the year to slam bitches at the gym.
Once I hang curtains in my truck bed that'll be feasible
I know but at least you've never been asked to have sex dressed up like Catwoman
I just want to eat my penis shaped food in front of you and see how you feel about it.
You told everyone to shut up then told the officer that you are 21 when you drink.
My girl friends dad just asked how I get so drunk and then he passed out with a bloody Mary in his hand on the couch it's 230 do you know where your parents are
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