Its a bunch of hippies dancing in front of a stobe light. For ten dollars I could have gone to the strip club and at least had a lap dance
i have a new swear word: supercalifuckaliciousexpialadamnit
Two kids are drinking pounders in class. I think I'm hanging out with the wrong group of friends.
you don't understand, he speaks spanish and is tall. i have to do him.
He did a 4 wheel burnout and yelled at the cops "Sorry! It's for a school project!". HOW does he think of this shit?
The countdown is at hand. We are 15 days from so much Jameson that names will be forgotten. Prepare your liver now or severe projectile vomiting will be the theme of the night.
He ripped off his socks and ran around the basement barefoot. His feet turned black. Then he chugged Parmesan cheese. He chugged dry cheese dude.
Jk. Anyone who everbeers with me is my type.
OH MY GOD THE LITTLE GIRL IS SITTING WITH US WHILE WE SMOKE. I'M NOT DOING THIS
My nerves will need dicks later so.. I'll call you
Back at condo with chick. What is the condom situation urgent response needed
Don't Richard Nixon her vagina
I forgot what I was gonna say, but I'm pretty excited to not be pregnant.
Bruh. He just said the words "cyber sex"-is it 1999?
Also I've decided to start stealing shot glasses after I do the shots. You in?
Randomize
