i hope you realize when i said "grib" earlier i was referring to the gridded binary, a mathematically concise data format commonly used in meteorology to store historical weather forecast data. also meant in referential conjunction to my probability math class that i am failing at roughly 215pm tomorrow afternoon.
alright she left, finally time to fart up the room
No. I remember how loud you used to get. Trust me.
basically at this point ill snort whatever you put in front of me and just hope
That's like lying to my vagina. I can't betray it like that.
The whiskey is fighting the tequila on who wants to be the one who end my night first.
How do you get a black eye playing beer pong??
like a dude with a badge in a golf cart is gunna do shit. Unless he has a tazer. Then it's fair game.
All I got from that conversation with the officer was "blah blah blah, you're disgusting, blah blah blah, $500 fine, blah blah blah, be in court Tuesday."
After the 3rd time his brother walked in on us I asked "Does he ever knock?" his reply "This is his room"... Turns out he didn't even live there... I feel like a hoe.
my make-up looks really good tonight. I swear it had nothing to do with me finishing all of your strawberry vodka.
Please make sure you have solid number of friends around you that wouldn't be afraid to break a bottle and stab someone. If you're planning on drinking all of that, you're going to need a safety net.
Got stiff armed by the garbage man on the back of the truck...I just wanted to ride one block dude
He's going to find out eventually, but really what's he going to do? Cry about it and buy another fucking kitten??
Idk I saw a cheetah print onesie and it reminded me of your Lion King fantasy.
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