i don't mind that he's uncut. i like it! it's like a little sweater!
a cock doensn't need a sweater! especially a skin sweater! wtf.
That's like some buffalo bill hannibal lector shit.
if three guys were standing in front of you and they differed only in the hairiness of the groin who would you choose: smooth as a baby's bottom, the grass lands or the amazon jungle?
i think you're getting too neurotic about why she won't touch you.
Just saw a girl trying to crack an egg with her butt cheeks. I think I know what we're doing thursday night.
I think I've given more of my business cards to Chipotle trying to win free burritos than anyone else
rather than putting your name in guys phones, you just texted 90999 to donate $10 to Haiti and then gave it back to them
then my gynecologist said "its like opening up buried treasure"
These shoes are like walking on sunshine and labias. So soft and squishy
he used the hotel microwave to cook the 16" pizza he bought at the walmart deli
He used a "food city great value" card to cut it
And to add, there was a fat guy right next to me who, when the girls would shake their butts, he would let out a shrill xena warrior princess cheer
It's getting harder and harder to find People to carry her home
She shouldn't drink
You tried to wave to Meg on Family Guy and got upset because she wasn't waving back
Are you saying being a wizard and going to hogwarts wouldn't be life changing, believe in magic you fucking muggle
I forgot to lock the bathroom door. He walked in, saw me on the toliet, nodded, and walked back out.
One. But meh. I upped my age limit to like 29 hoping I'll match with this one fedex guy that delivers packages to my work
I think you're overestimating how drunk I was
You said your pillow felt like the ocean...
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