smoked weed with Joakim Noah last night....if he was half as fast to the basket as he is to grab a joint from me we'd have another championship on our hands
i'm not going because i feel like it's just gunna be a "this is your life" who i banged this years addition
I cannot convey how much I really do love Chris Hansen. FYI: he is the JC Chasez of my adult years.
You know how I know it's Spring Break? I just passed a car with "South Padre bound" shoe polished on the back. The driver was blatantly drinking a roadie and getting road head.
We're going to play a drinking game. It's called "Senior Year of College."
Just bought a disco ball for 5 dollars, of course we're drinking tonight.
but then i turned into a human whiteboard because i thought it was a good idea to bring out markers
She counted 5,6,7,8 then intentionally kneed herself in the eye numerous times.
Ok well I'll be up all night studying if you need a wake up call or a place to put your penis.
I'm pretty sure I have a cold now from having sex on the hood of my car in the rain. Worth it? Absolutely.
As usual, I had to fight him for his car keys. Though this time he made it to the valet garage. All the Hispanic attendants gathered around and watched. Felt like I was in a cock fight.
i just remember doing it on a pile of clothes while i heard the muffled sound of his friend laughing. then i realized we were in a closet.
"I'm not drinking any more tonight." As I dipped my quesadilla in a shot of tequila....then eats it
sex on a trampoline, in the rain, on ecstasy, just thought you should know.
Well now I’m in the bathroom puking up absinthe so guess I beat myself up over it one way or the other
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