that girl last night was a 15
wait she was 15?
no like black jack not sure if you should hit it
I don't llike drinking between sober and blackout. Its boring.
we have to go try and show our tits so we can get ID-free drinks at applebees
i wish my apartment had room service that i didn't have to pay for.
It's official. I'm a squirter. Wasn't a one time thing.
I need to write the inventor of adderall a thank you note stapled to a copy of my degree
I feel like i got beat with a pillowcase full of tequila shots.
I have been drinking at the bar so long today that I literally just found a spiderweb from my leg to the bar.
Not only was there cake on the wall but someone shoved cake and meat in a cup and put it in the fridge.
There were gay boys and a jukebox. It was like god wanted me to.
If I get aids I am starting a lawsuit against snapchat.
Speeding home on my break at work because I forgot to grab my Percocets that I have because getting through work sober's too hard
I made out with a mom and her daughter and got a black eye, so yeah, my birthday went well
I think that maybe Alyssa may of had too much to drink. is it normal for her to straddle random people in quizno's?
That's why we have robots to masturbate for us
Randomize
