we dont do blackfin have a good night :)
my last 3 google searches were anal itchy vagina and ice cubes
The one night I bring a girl home you leave the footloose soundtrack playing.
At McDonald's last night the guy gave you the wrong kind of McFlurry, so you screamed at him, "YOU MCFUCKED UP."
Your 'drink of the future' makes sense now- you feel it for atleast 10 hours into the future
I told your dad we had a nice lunch and hung out for awhile. It seemed more appropriate than "I had a bite of his canned chili and then we ripped each others clothes off."
She deserves a chance to suck my penis. This is America. Its her God given right.
One does not fall in love, one falls flat on the their face after leaving a bar
He and I are in a competition of who can sleep with the most people at work. We're tied at two. I could win this if they'd stop hiring damn straight girls.
On a scale from 1-10 how wrong is it to request "I Hit It First" at my ex's wedding reception?
Definite 12.2 but worth it.
He asked if I had any questions. Apparently, "how thick is the stick up your ass" was not a correct question.
You casually put your finger in my ass and other people are weird..
Do the security cameras outside your house capture sound? If so your whole family is going to hear me describe my threesome
You said the best orgasm you ever had, you gave to yourself. your boyfriend looked really disappointed. so did half the room.
So he apologized for peeing on my floor.. then we fucked all night.
Real classy
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